Tiny Defenseless Gum Wrappers
When I was a little girl, I worried about the feelings of gum wrappers.
Ok, let me back up.
When I was a little girl, I worried about the feelings of inanimate objects. On any given Saturday afternoon, my brilliant, highly organized, and very logic-driven mother could often be found desperately trying to help me clean out my very messy desk in the room I shared with my older sister. (whose desk was always neat as a pin.) Within my overflowing desk, Mom would inevitably discover many not-useful and/or simply broken items her logical mind would quickly categorize as “trash”; items such as a broken button, a contorted bobby pin or two, and yes, old gum wrappers. Her hands would fly with expert-level decluttering skill and very quickly these small, seemingly inconsequential items belonging in the “trash” category would be rapidly scraped into her hand as she headed off toward the dust bin with the speed and determination one can only witness when a veteran mom is decluttering.
Think Viking-Warrior-Queen-with-Lightening-Bolt-Energy-riding-a-Mythical-and-Magical-Steed speed and determination.
“Noooo!!!” I would cry out, watching this rapid and cold-hearted declutter with angst-ridden fear.
Tiny, defenseless gum wrappers in hand, my Viking Warrior Decluttering Mom would stop, turn back to find my teary eyes, and implore, “Why???” with understandable logic-based frustration and confusion.
“Because…” I would sniff from the opposite end of this particular emotional spectrum, “…it might hurt their feelings.”
My mother’s frustration would then melt as she looked at me with a mixture of bewilderment and, quite frankly, sympathy. I think there was also maybe a bit of suppressed laughter. And love. There was definitely a lot of love. Love for this kid she knew and understood to be one of the most sentimental and sensitive people she’d probably ever know, and the patience it occasionally took to parent her…in this case, to understand why it would be traumatic for me if she were to throw away my old gum wrappers.
Have I mentioned my mother is a saint?
Sometimes people ask me why I refer to my furniture pieces in my Fables as “she” or “he”. I guess it’s fairly clear from the above that I’ve always personified the inanimate world around me, right down to the gum wrappers. It’s so easy for me to see them as characters in our little play of life. When I think back to seeing the movie Beauty and the Beast, my core memories are of course 1) the music, 2) I thought the Beast was cuter in beast form vs. his human-man form, and 3) how all my friends went on and on about how neat it was that the furniture and household decor items within the Beast’s castle came to life.
“Wow, so cool!”
“SO fantastical!”
“Amazing!
“I could really believe that candelabra was hot for that feather duster!”
“Haha!/Same!/Totally!/So true!!”
Ummm………DUH.
Everyone knows candelabras got the moves with the lady feather dusters. I mean, c’mon!
In Furniture Fables Land, where my sentimentality and imagination are perpetual dance partners, the furniture pieces are our protagonists. Traveling along on their journeys, their visit with me is simply one of their chapters…hopefully a good one that I get to share with you. But here’s the thing: as personified as the pieces of furniture may become in my mind, I know my sentimentality is actually rooted in the thoughts of the very real people who made them, the very real people who used to own them, and the very real people who will continue on with them after my turn is done.
For any fan of my work, here is its big secret: in its essence, Furniture Fables is not about furniture —it’s about us.
Thankfully, I’ve come to understand my sentimental wiring and how to temper it, at least a bit, with some of the logic I’ve fortunately inherited from Mom. And now my desk is clean. (Well…not too clean.) And while I definitely wince at the thought of throwing away an old, dilapidated piece of furniture… yes, I now happily and very healthily throw away my old gum wrappers, and no longer fret about how they may feel about being discarded. (Well…not too much.)
So, my friends, where do you fall on the gum-wrapper sentimentality scale?
Leave your thoughts below.
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I love your storytelling mini soap operas. You are so clever and so funny, even my husband enjoys your fables stories. I look forward to your videos, what is going to happen with painterly and paisley and their potential beaus. Only time will tell.
The Beast was definitely hotter as himself! I’m right there with ya girl! Sensitive to the core! Love ya from Oklahoma
Lol, right??
Oh wow, thank you Angie!! Awesome to hear that and yes…I guess we’ll have to wait and see what’s next for the gang!
Hi Andy, I’m not generally sentimental, I love a good purge – up to a point. I have a dangerous soft spot for lonely furniture by the side of the road. Of course they have a gender. Who’s saying they don’t? I often talk to them, encouraging them to find their best selves and assuring them they will soon be in their next home. You’re not alone. Regards, a fellow theater geek/furniture nerd from Massachusetts. (If I lived closer, I would be your production asst. in a heartbeat!)
Oh my goodness Robin, WHY DON’T YOU LIVE CLOSER?! 😂
Secretly I hope every piece I make over and put into my booth doesn’t sell so I can eventually take it back home where it belongs. Fortunately I’ve taken very few back home.
😂👏THIS💯
I always thought my “things” had feelings. High emotional intelligence 🤷♀️
Yes, agree!!
I laughed as I read this because just yesterday I started weeding the lawn and was apologizing to each weed I burned. Not the dead ones, they had already met their demise, but to the ones that were still green. I felt badly about killing them, so I know what you mean.
Oh my goodness, I’m not alone! 😂
I’m a developing over time sentimentalist for inanimate objects.
It kicked in when I had to clean out my childhood home and curated the items that spoke to me through the memories they evoked. They received she/her pronouns. I try to keep them happy.